Office by Alex Penny
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Hugh Hefner is deaf in one ear from all the Viagra he’s taking. He says he’d rather be deaf than lose out on great sex.
So i remember the first time I ever heard of Hanson, it was back in the 90s when i would watch MTV and think i was so cool. There was this show on MTV called “oddville” and it would be on like at 10 or 11 at night (i was extra cool for being up that late on a school night) and after a bunch of people doing weird stuff the end of the show always ended with musical guests and stuff and HANSON was on one the episodes. I was obsessed after the first time i heard mmmbop…obfreakingssed. I was always attracted to taylor hanson, off the bat…and i thought..awww she’s so pretty…i always thought the band consisted of 2 girls (taylor and zac) and a guy (isaac). when I found out that taylor was actually a guy…i was the happiest little 8 year old girl in the world. I’ve always been attracted to more feminine guys, and i blame you taylor hanson.
i just saw them perform at this private show yesterday…15 years and going strong. mmmbop forevaa.
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Park in Boston
-seriously, wtf, am i the only one freaking out that its may already???!?!?
-MAY IS GONNA BE SOOO DOPE!! cinco de drinko on thurs, all day drinking binge saturday, pacquio fight this weekend, two day wine tasting festival next weekend, party/family visiting the weekend after, aaaand VEGAS with the people i miss so freaking muuchh, cant wait.
-i lost my two iphone headphones, so i’m looking through my luggage (that i still havent unpacked) because i know i have to have another pair of headphones somewhere and I came across my lady gaga heartbeats head phones…music sounds so much better
-im tired as shit, but seriously, these lady gaga headphones are like a party in my head
-i hate GRE math, seriously. eff you. i’ve never felt so frustrated in my life, thank god for google and awesome mathematically gifted boyfriend that can explain this bullshit to me
-i used to think i was a math person….in 6th grade
-i can’t believe i’ve been out here on the east side for 8 months now.
-i love my job and i love 12 out of the 14 my clients.
-i havent read anything on my “books to read before you go back to school and have to read real shit again” list
-i need 4 dresses for my vegas week…i have 1 so far…and i ordered 1 online and they said the processing and shipping will take 15-17 business days…if it doesn’t come on time…im gonna be naked one of the nights
-calculated my time off and if i save my sick and vacation days I can spend a full month in cali in december :) :)
-i miss the ocean
-my room is a shitwreck
-thank god for those annoying proflowers commercials on the radio… i wouldve never known mother’s day was this weekend
-i asked my dad what he’s getting mom for mother’s day…he said it’s my responsibility to give her something because i work now…i told him i’d split something really nice for her…he said she’s my mother not his…i told him he made her into a mother. case is still pending.
-i ate the most delicious cup of cup of noodles today
-looking at my savings account makes me feel like a responsible adult
-super stoked osama is dead…not so stoked about living in dc right now
-i can’t believe i missed seeing obama again last night
-prince william is balding
-i wonder how their honeymoon is going right now
-the secret handshake - i wish
-goodfreakingnight
